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Once upon a time, a long time ago, in a kingdom far away, there lived a six-year-old boy who was the king of a whole magical kingdom.

And in the magical kingdom, there were lots of fun things like kids who drove power wheels,

butterflies that carried people, a troll with a golden leaf and a silver

leaf that lived under a bridge, and also a lot of unicorns, and treasure boxes with switches

that turn skyquakes on and off.

There were also things that could make people invisible,

and mazes where you could find special things.

There was a candy factory that was dug into a mountain,

and there were clouds that rained grape juice and strawberry juice and even

orange juice.

Well, all of the kids who lived in King Jonah's kingdom used to get to wear pajamas all day,

and that is why King Jonah's kingdom was known far and wide

throughout the whole of earth as the pajama kingdom. And a lot of people in different countries

knew that there was a kid who is the king of this kingdom.

And some people thought, well, it's not fair that a kid should be a king.

Only grown-ups should be kings.

And in one of the kingdoms far away, there were people who didn't have to wear pajamas, but instead

dressed up in lion costumes. And everyone in that kingdom were known as the lion people.

The lion people were very friendly, and the lion people like to make

bridges out of dental floss. The lion people had big claws, but they only used their claws

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