Welcome to Makeup Stories. My name is Miller. Makeup Stories is the best podcast ever. Tell your friends.

Tonight's Makeup Story is a request by my son Jonah. Jonah, what do you want today?

I want a ninja and an amusement park and a ghost with a hat.

Okay, a ninja, an amusement park, and a ghost with a hat. Once upon a time, a long time ago,

there was a king whose name was King Jonah. He was the king of a kingdom that had only kids in it,

and he lived in a big castle, and behind his house

he had a special amusement park. And King Jonah, because he was the king of the kingdom,

had a whole army that was made of stuffy bears and real ninjas. And the ninjas in King Jonah's army

used to dress in black pants and black shirts and black shoes, and they wore black sunglasses

and black gloves, and they used to do tricks like climbing up trees and jumping from the ground to the top of houses

and they were able to even jump from one house to another house and they were so sneaky they were

even sneakier than the sneakiest of sneaky coyotes.

They could move around to town without anybody hearing about them.

And King Jonah practiced his ninja skills every day. Yeah, bud?

What happened? Did anyone know about these ninjas?

The only people who knew about the ninjas were King Jonah and the general of his army, whose name was Babaloo the Bear.

Other than that, the ninjas were too secret and too mysterious for anybody to know about.

Well, King Jonah decided one day that he would become a ninja and not the king.

And he didn't tell anybody in his kingdom that he was going to become a ninja.

And so he knew that everyone would be looking for him. So what he did was one morning, he made it look

like he was still in his bed. He put pillows under the blankets.

And then he left his crown by his pillow, and he told all of the guards of his palace

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