King Herald of Hammertime
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s New Year’s resolution no. 387: Get into running. Today, we hear all about how he is approaching the task with a predictable amount of chaotic energy.
Elsewhere, a listener is ready to join our revolution against Wayfair after having a nightmarish experience while buying a sofa and we receive an update on our friend Herald who brought a hammer to Christmas.
Want to join the revolution? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Start a career where you'll help people and keep communities safe. |
| 0:03.6 | A career where you'll learn new skills and could earn a funded degree. |
| 0:07.2 | Become a key part of London tackling crime night and day, |
| 0:10.6 | where every shift brings new challenges, |
| 0:13.0 | with thorough training, opportunities for progression, |
| 0:15.8 | and a starting salary of over 36.5,000 pounds. |
| 0:19.6 | If you want a career that matters, |
| 0:21.6 | become a police officer with a metropolitan police |
| 0:24.4 | and make a difference to your future and to London. |
| 0:27.4 | Apply now, search Join the Met. |
| 0:30.2 | Do you ever worry, |
| 0:31.4 | people take the football a little bit too seriously? |
| 0:36.2 | Very rarely, does it all go completely silent? |
| 0:39.0 | Because no one knows what. |
| 0:41.0 | If so, don't worry, |
| 0:42.8 | because the football ramble is here |
| 0:44.4 | and we'll be releasing new episodes every Monday, Wednesday, |
| 0:47.6 | and Friday this season. |
| 0:49.6 | Trust us, |
| 0:50.6 | it's not like any other football podcast out there. |
| 0:53.6 | Did you hear that a man at Buenos Aires was reportedly so desperate |
| 0:56.0 | to get home for the start of the semi-final against Croatia |
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