You're going to be. Oh, So, So then Charlie Parker pulled his gun, but hey, that's jazz, right?

This has been Jed Sebastian's Jazz Corner.

Thanks for listening and stay cool, cats. Good evening. I'm Sammy Stevens and you're listening to King Falls

AM at 660 on the radio dial. This is my first show. Hell it's my first day in

King Falls. Let's talk about it, shall we? And I think we just set our first record on the show, ladies and gents,

getting bleeped in the first 30 seconds.

Language.

We're family-friendly.

It's 2 a.m. Ben.

I mean, I think we can probably give hell a pass.

Okay, new rule. If it's part of Carlin's seven or derivatives of, bleep away.

Other than that, let's cool the sensor jets, Ben.

For all you listening out there, I'd love to introduce you to our producer Benjamin Arnold.

That's okay. We're live Benny. It's Ben and I just I don't want to ruin the journalistic

integrity of this show where an AM late night talk show as I was saying I don't want to ruin the

journalistic integrity of myself Sammy oh it's besmirched.

It's solidly besmirched, so why don't you just make use of that mic and pull it up and have

at it?

All right, you're here with Sammy and Ben, not Benjamin, not Benny, but Ben.

He's my producer.

He's our journalist with integrity, and professional censors.

Oh, man.

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