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The Leo & Danny Show

King Croc Scores with Sky Bri and Rara Knupps

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Comedy, Stand-up

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/theleoanddannyshow?fan_landing=true Support our Guests! Sky Bri's Instagram ▶https://www.instagram.com/realskybri/ Rara's Instagram ▶ https://www.instagram.com/rara_knupps/ King Croc's Instagram ▶ https://www.instagram.com/kingcrocbbc/ King Croc's Channel ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbRrwaeVF7kEWoyj4CTwCIg Support the Podcast! Leo's Merch ▶ https://merchyy.com/collections/leo-dottavio Leo's Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/user?u=26041367 Danny's Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/DannyMullen Subscribe to the Crew! Leo's Channel ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTTcsKnU0T_g7sLNvwVzpDg Danny's Channel ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnyxus3H0_-F8Q6gQTkg41g Austin's Channel: ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDGGwNDa3gGXX11o2WT2a-A Dino's Chanel ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVbGgB-fCEUp9WEMiI0BeHg Follow the Crew! Leo's IG ▶ https://www.instagram.com/leofdot/ Austin's IG ▶ https://www.instagram.com/austin.schlosser/ Danny's IG ▶https://www.instagram.com/dannymullen/ Dino's Instagram ▶ https://www.instagram.com/big.d.dino/?hl=en Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio Danny's Twitter: @DannyMullenfts

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0:00.0

King Crock, when these chicks get here, we got Real Skybreed, Rara coming in, friends of the show, they're too hot of chicks for this show, that's for sure. I don't know why they agree to do it. This time, you know, Rara reached out, asked if we'd want them on the pot again. I said, sure, I think they like it. I think they're starting to be like, you know, we like the improv game and they like hanging out with us, too. You hear that, kids?

0:24.3

We're big time. We are fucking big. You got porn stars hitting you up. I will say this, though. I mean, it is King Croc's basically only opportunity to kind of maybe sneak a feel, right? King Croc, no, I don't like how you put that. I'm sorry. Sneak a feel. Not sneak, sneak a feel. Be given a feel. Yes. Be donated a feel by an attractive woman that wants to donate a feel. Yes, absolutely, absolutely. We're going to conduct ourselves like gentlemen. And that being said, I think the way King Croc wins these girls over, he moon walks into the room and starts

0:55.5

singing Michael Jackson when they show up. It's about time that you get a little bit more black

0:59.5

King Croc. I think singing and dancing is part of every black man's game. Have you ever

1:04.8

met a black man who can't sing? I haven't. They all, they can all sing, dude. No, you know what? We're going to have a little practice. I'd like you to sing a song, maybe just maybe two sentences or two bars, whatever the fuck. Sing a little bit, your best, whatever you want to sing. I would go with R&B if you can, you know, maybe some... I want some Louis Armstrong. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's our...

1:27.5

You're a baritone. That's rhythm and blues. Yeah. Some Louie. I don't know any Armstrong. Really? Yeah. Hello, Dolly. This is Louis. Dali. King Crox, sing something. What do you feel most comfortable winning these women over with? Well, I'm stone cold.

1:46.2

It's over right now, so.

1:47.6

One, oh, one. Crock, sing something. What do you feel most comfortable winning these women over with?

1:47.7

Well, I'm stone cold sober right now, so... What a wonderful world.

1:49.1

Far from the dome. But, hmm, I'll take you to the candy shop.

1:57.1

I got you and what you got.

1:59.6

Oh, God.

2:00.2

I've me suck in on them lollipops. And I forgot the song lyrics, but, you know. You literally went to the song that 50 Cent did. It's literally about just blowing a dude. What? Yeah. That's what the candy shop? What do you think is lollipop? What do you think the lollipop is, buddy? It's his lollipop. Yeah. No, no.

2:17.6

You guys are capping right now. You didn't see his article with the Alliance magazine that came out in 2021 and he was talking about what the lyrics were really about? Everyone saw that article. No way. Yeah, dude. Everyone saw the article. It was in the advocate. It was in the advocate, actually. You didn't see that? I remember you know how they pass them around on Twitter.

2:35.7

I just remember it's seen on Twitter myself.

2:37.5

This was giving me. You know, it was in The Advocate. It was in The Advocate, actually. You didn't see that? I remember, you know how they pass them around on Twitter.

2:35.7

I just remember saying on Twitter myself. This is giving me Will Smith vibes. It's making my tummy hurt. You know, just you're lying about this. He did an article for The Advocate, and he said that the song, Many Men, was about all the sex partners he had. The song, Candy Shop, is about all the Coxie sucked.

2:53.0

Right, because to make it in the rap game, you actually do have to. You got to get packed out the way that we mean it, not the way that you mean. Low key, I did hear that about the hip-hop industry. Maybe Adam can confirm or deny that, but I heard a lot of those rappers be getting packed out the way you say it.

3:09.7

The way you fudge packed. That's the way we mean it. M&M, they turned out, twink, white boy into an Oreo cookie before he got his first album deal. It was worth it, though. He's rich now. And, you know, he's got a little angst. You got a pill, you had a pill addiction for a while, which will happen when you're sandwiched between two large black men.

3:26.9

You know, Leo's got a little angst. He got a pill. He had a pill addiction for a while, which will happen when you're sandwiched between two large black men.

3:26.9

You know, Leo, against your will?

3:28.6

When internet porn became a thing, which it became a thing pretty early in my life.

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