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The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

King Bach

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

King Bach joins Jo Koy to share some of their stories from the road and discuss the progression of entertainment. They also take a few phone calls. JoKoy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:26.6

Don't fake you just bust a move.

0:28.9

This joint is going to get you in the mood.

0:30.5

What's up, y'all?

0:31.3

It's Joe Koi.

0:33.8

Welcome to the Koi Pond, Corolla Digital.

0:35.5

I'm part of the family now.

1:28.7

Big shout out to Chris. Maxa Malala. Malaka. Hey. Gatsalaka. Gets closer every time. I've known him, Chris, I've known you so many years and I still don't know how to say your last name. I just know there's a lot of vowels at the end. Every other letter is an A. Every other letter is an A, which is basically a street in Hawaii. So you're named after a street in Hawaii. Big shout out to my boy, Lance Patrick. Yes, Laxamana. Loxam. I got it right. Basically, it's Filipino. It's a Filipino name. Yeah, I know. I'm Filipino. No, you're not. You're Filipino by association, Lance. But I'm pretty sure there will be a racist comment coming out of Lance's mouth about our last names. Am I right? What do you call our language? What do you call it? Tagala. Okay. I've taught Lance how to say the language 95 times.

1:31.7

I think you are choosing to say it wrong because it's funnier.

1:33.8

It's Tagalog.

1:35.2

Tagalog.

1:35.9

Tagala.

1:36.7

Oh, God.

1:38.5

See, this is what I'm talking.

1:43.2

Now the guy that's sitting to my right, I'm just going to put it out there out.

1:51.7

Every now and then I think there's an alien that's brought to this world to help advance.

1:53.7

I've said this to you before, right, Lance?

1:53.9

Yeah.

1:57.4

And I don't mean alien as in a bad word.

2:05.2

I mean a little more, it's a little more advanced in human to help us excel as humans.

2:05.6

Yeah.

2:08.8

One example, I'll say Michael Jordan.

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