Kindergarten Fire Drill

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Joe’s journey in kindergarten continues! It’s been an eventful week in Mr. D’s class, as the kids are sketched out by the year’s first fire drill. But they go nuts for Valentime’s Day and the ghost of Pablo Picasso pays a visit during Joe’s latest kiddie craft project!

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,
0:04.2	I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets
0:09.1	at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,
0:15.5	Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,
0:20.6	California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,
0:26.4	Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.
0:44.3	Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast where
0:48.7	we study being social by being social. Wow, it's been a week. Holy hell has it been a week. Let
0:56.8	me tell you what, what did I do this week? The answer is a lot. I went to bed every single day
1:06.1	this week before 10 o'clock. On Thursday, I went to bed at 6.30 and I was sleeping by 7.30.
1:18.1	Sleeping by 7.30. Slip to the whole night. Woke up at my alarm. Okay. These kidder girders. Wow.
1:28.4	Oh my God. Literally sucking all the energy out of me. It's crazy. I love it, but it is crazy.
1:37.0	You know, they say it's like hurting cats. It's not like hurting cats. It's like hurting hummingbirds.
1:45.6	Hummingbirds. Their brains work so fast that whatever you're saying is gone in milliseconds,
1:53.0	just like a hummingbird. They're there. They're right in front of you. They're so focused on
1:58.0	getting that nectar, that nectar of knowledge, and that boom. They're gone. Because now they're
2:03.8	worried about the speck of dust that just went across their face. How it got there? What the hell
2:10.3	is it? What does it mean? They're gone. They are gone. But I'm telling you what, I dug through
2:19.1	all of my teacher stuff and I came across all of my old elementary books. They're like the ones
2:26.7	that were always too too young to read to fourth and fifth grade. They still kind of liked it.
2:31.1	I whipped out all those books. I'm pulling out a book in this cloud. I'm reading three books a day.
2:36.5	When you pull out a book, it's still the most amazing thing. It's just like their little zombies,
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