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Social Studies

Kindergarten Divas

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

This week, Joe has to use his teacher-features to prove he’s eligible to get a vaccine, before he discusses the finer points of bead safety with everyone and establishes a pen pal program with Mother Nature!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

0:04.2

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

0:09.1

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

0:15.5

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

0:20.6

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

0:26.4

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.

0:31.8

Hello, social lights in. Welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast for

0:48.3

every study being social by being social. I'm coming to you as a new man this week, honey.

0:56.1

Why? Because I'm vaccinated. That's right. They shot me up with that good, good girl. The

1:02.9

state of Washington opened this week and I jumped on it. I looked at my boss and I said,

1:07.2

I have an appointment. I'm taking a half day on Thursday. What you're going to do about it?

1:11.3

Oh, yeah. What's that? Nothing. Okay. Just kidding. They're actually like really, really

1:16.1

great about it. They're like, of course, go, go and do what you need to do. Joe, get that

1:25.0

shot up in your arm and come back healthy as that horse. So I did, I did it, but I didn't

1:31.2

tell you something. No shade to my school. Are ID patches? They look like they were made

1:41.7

on Microsoft Word by high school senior. No shade. No shade. It's a gentle border with

1:47.2

my name. And that's about it. No picture. It doesn't scan. I can't swipe it for some

1:54.2

free chicken. I got that lunch. None of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Literally just

1:58.9

says Joe and Browsky and the name of my school. Okay. So I go to get my vaccine. I show

2:05.6

it for my appointment. I'm like, hi, my name's Joe. She's like, fantastic. Are you a teacher?

2:11.0

I'm like, yes, she goes, good, I see your badge. I'm like, yes, here's my badge. She's

2:15.8

like, do you have another form of ID? I was like, actually, I don't. This is, this is what

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