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Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Kindergarten Cop (1990)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Shat on Entertainment

Film Reviews, 80s, Shermerhighschool, Sixteencandles, Movies, Tv & Film, Weirdscience, Breakfastclub, Vcr, Johnhughes, Vhs, 90s, Classicmovies

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever caught yourself thinking, "I'd like some parenting advice from three male podcasters stuck in the '90s?" If you answered yes, then this is the podcast for you.

Listener Stephanie commissioned "Kindergarten Cop," the ninth Arnold Schwarzenegger title featured on "Shat The Movies" and a perfect portrait of Arnold's awkward shift from action to comedy.

Be there for Arnold's first passionate on-screen kiss, learn the difference between parrots and ferrets, find our why Roger Roeper doesn't want kids, and explore possible ties between "Kindergarten Cop" and the Third Reich.

If that isn't enough for you, the Shat boys also surface Gene's and Big D's fighting days, advise on how to escape killer ex-husbands, and obsess over Schwarzenegger's pube-like facial hair.


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0:00.0

He's a new teacher who's got an obsession with the male students.

0:05.0

That is like, hey, investigate me.

0:08.0

Something's going on.

0:09.0

Who is this dude asking questions to my son?

0:12.0

When was the last time you saw your father?

0:14.0

Is anyone at home now?

0:16.0

Does he make your mother happy?

0:18.0

They are screaming.

0:20.0

Remember when we first met John McLean, our god picked him up from the plane and took him

0:27.7

down the Nachatomi Tower at the Christmas Party and the terrorists were over zealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis

0:41.8

Welcome back to Shatt the movies to the podcast or we answer the question

0:44.8

where the movies we love and growing up really that good. Have you ever caught yourself thinking,

0:48.7

damn why do they meet movies like they used to? Can you still remember spending your Friday night

0:52.4

searching for the perfect movie

0:53.6

Rent-al-L-blockbuster video? Do you even remember what Blockbuster video was? If you answered yes, and this is the

0:58.0

podcast for you, I'm one of your three co-hosts, Roger Roper, and alongside me are my two co-hosts, Big DeD,

1:04.1

Dick Ebert. Good evening. And Jean, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

1:09.7

lions. I'm the party pooper.

1:13.0

And each week we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite film still hold up.

1:17.0

Each week the audience selects from six movie choices that we then break out a race car VHS tapeinder and watch the movie that tallied the highest

1:23.2

number of votes at the end of the podcast the three of us will provide you the

1:26.3

audience the number of wipes each movie would take to get off your

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