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What's up everybody? I didn't see you come in. This is the game over Greggie show. I'm one of

your hosts, Greg Miller. Alongside the producer slash seducer, Nick Scarpina. Top of the morning.

You can't get him. You brought this up over there. Pure when at Team Gettys when we were doing

party mode this week. Andy talked about it on the morning show. Nick will notice when something

isn't annoying someone and then go a little bit further to annoy them. But I did all this to him

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