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🗓️ 29 September 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:01.8 | Obviously, we didn't get to talk about Jimmy Kimmel last week. |
| 0:04.0 | We'll talk about them this week in a minute. |
| 0:05.7 | And a few minutes, we're going to weigh in on that entire situation. |
| 0:09.9 | And I don't want to brag, but probably our point of view will be the wisest, maybe. |
| 0:15.4 | Or just most important. |
| 0:16.8 | Most important. |
| 0:17.8 | So anyway, some more important is, hey, how is your weekend co-host? |
| 0:22.6 | So when I did this show this weekend, it was for farm to veterans. So, you know, it's a charity show in Chicago. |
| 0:31.3 | This guy, Tom Tran, was on the show with me. He went first. And it's funny because he had to kind of host the whole thing. And he showed us these glasses he had on. I go, that was a mouthfall. There goes, oh, yeah, just put these glasses off and the teleprompters in them. Have you seen those? Oh, yeah, yeah. Very hip. I have not seen those. Is that what mark Zuckerberg's working on something like that were |
| 0:54.7 | oh the meta glasses are a miracle really for people who are blind they just make you |
| 1:00.5 | my mother-in-law is 94 and has trouble seen so she'll hold up a can or something yeah and say |
| 1:06.6 | meta what's in there and it'll read the ingredients oh i thought it was just like, meta, what's on Facebook? And it would show it right there. I think it's all that too. I think you just walk around the glasses. You put down your iPhone and just walk around with them. You just go, meta, you know, show me CNN.com right now. And it will show up and you'll hear it. |
| 1:27.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.3 | So I was also reading up on Jimmy Kimmel and a million other things on Yahoo News. |
| 1:34.9 | Oh, that's the good ones. |
| 1:37.4 | And the funny thing is there was some dopey story. |
| 1:42.1 | So I went to their comments. |
| 1:44.1 | I already made one move. I went to the comments. They love that. Okay. What are people saying about this? And it could be something, you know, about the poop cruise or it doesn't have to be anything important. I'm just like mindlessly drifting through and people have thousands of comments about different things about the poop cruise or whatever. Mill then I go oh I have a funny joke I'm going to put in and I click on |
| 2:07.0 | it and says would you like to join our crazy community if people like comment on Yahoo news I go no |
| 2:13.0 | thank you I mean they're making another thing I got to do. I'm going to really, so then I go, |
| 2:19.0 | I know, listen, I do have a lot of free time. I either have too much, a free time or none, but when I have too much, I don't still have the time to click it and log it and they give a password and give them my fucking email. Immediately you got to give me your email for anything. Oh yeah. |
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