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Happy Monday. I hope you're doing great.

I don't really care what day you're listening to this as long as you're tuning in and listening. And if this is your first time, if this is your first time coming across our show, spot on, welcome. We welcome everyone from the left, the right, the middle, all across the political spectrum. As long as you have a sense of humor, we will be here breaking down the calamities of Hollywood,

the circus of Washington, D will be here breaking down the

calamities of Hollywood, the circus of Washington, D.C., and everything in between. We have a guest

coming up later on in the show, Bataa Ungar Sargon. We're going to be discussing Zoran Mamdani

in New York City. We're going to break down Kim Kardashian's ridiculous face-covered outfit. We're going to be

breaking down no kings and so much more, so stay

tuned. So before we jump into some hard news, Kim Kardashian went viral over the weekend for

this ridiculous face-covering look. I thought I would try it and do a review. I've been in here

for about 10 minutes. It's hot. It's sweaty. I can't breathe.

I've bumped my head a few times. I look like I went on a first date with Chris Brown under here.

I'm fighting for my life. I will say the only thing this look is good for, the only reason this

look is practical whatsoever is if you've had some plastic surgery. If you've had a bad reaction to Botox, you can wear this look, you can cover, you can hide yourself. I also have to say, if you're going to go in stock an X, this look could be good, but they might wonder why someone is following them around Rite Aid at 10 p.m. with a sheet over their head. So I give this look a two out of 10. I'm going to go take it off like the villain and Scooby-Doo, and then I'll

break down everything else that you guys need to know. their head. So I give this look a two out of 10. I'm going to go take it off like the villain

and Scooby-Doo, and then I'll break down everything else that you guys need to know.

So now that I've decompressed, I've had some oxygen, some water, let me break down everything

you need to know about Kim Kardashian's ridiculous outfit. So Kim arrived to the fifth annual Academy Museum gala on Saturday, wearing

a nude-colored mask that covered her entire face as we just saw. So she modeled the mask

with a matching strapless, corseted gown with draped sleeves from the Maison Margella

Fall 2025 Couture Collection paired with coordinating long nude nails. Let me just say, okay, number one.

I think I just got gayer reading that sentence. Number two, when you're inside the sheet,

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