Kim Kardashian Goes to the White House & Trump Pardons Dinesh D'Souza | Cynthia Nixon
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2018
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Kim Kardashian pays a visit to the White House, Ronny Chieng weighs in on a greedy televangelist, and Trevor sits down with New York gubernatorial candidate Cynthia Nixon.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.0 | May 31st, 2018. |
| 0:09.0 | From Comedy Central's world news headquarters in New York. |
| 0:12.0 | This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 0:33.0 | Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, everybody. |
| 0:36.0 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:37.0 | My guest tonight is an actor and a candidate for Governor of New York. |
| 0:42.0 | Cynthia Nixon is here, everybody. |
| 0:45.0 | But first, the first, some earth shattering news out of Italy. |
| 0:51.0 | An amazing discovery in Pompeii and Italy. |
| 0:54.0 | Check out the skeleton just found on the archaeological site |
| 0:57.0 | it dates back to the year 79. |
| 1:00.0 | Skeleton is a man who was crushed trying to flee the explosion of Mount Fasuvius. |
| 1:03.0 | That is so cruel. |
| 1:05.0 | You escape a volcano only to get crushed by a rock, launched by that volcano. |
| 1:10.0 | This is the earliest case of final destination ever recorded. |
| 1:13.0 | That's what this is. |
| 1:15.0 | He's like, yay, I made it away from the volcano. |
| 1:18.0 | Now I have my whole life ahead of me. |
| 1:21.0 | I splat. |
| 1:23.0 | Yes, Italian rocks have Italian accent. |
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