Well, my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.

I imagine your invitation got lost too, but let's talk about Lauren Sanchez's over the top

wedding.

Apparently this wedding cost about $50 million.

It might have cost $60 million, $70 million.

Who cares?

Because when you're worth $200 billion, billion with a B, what's a couple of million? What's 50, 60, 70? They could have spent $100 million on this wedding and not even blinked. Now, as I told you guys before, I don't do destination weddings. You won't see me at a destination wedding. I will not travel unless it's within an hour of my house. I'm probably not coming to your wedding. I might not show up for my own wedding unless it's in my living room. Okay, like I said, I don't do destination weddings. I think asking your guest to do a destination wedding is kind of a slap in the face, asking them to spend thousands and thousands of dollars to book hotels and travel internationally. Unless you are Lauren

Sanchez and Jeff Bezos and all your friends are the Kardashians, Oprah Winfrey, and Leonardo

DiCaprio. Now, Lauren Sanchez, she went viral for this Dolcein Gabana dress she wore. It's real

white and lacy. I'm not a fashionista, but if you're listening to us on Spotify and Apple,

come over to YouTube

and you'll see what we are talking about. Now, she is also on the cover of Vogue. I don't know if this is why in a winter step down, but Vogue has certainly descended, right? Vogue used to put models on the cover and real thought leaders. Now they put this woman on because she married a very, very wealthy man, but she does look happy. And I'm someone, you know, I've hated on Lauren

Sanchez and Jeff Bezos a little bit. I've come around to actually liking them because they just own the fact that they're out of touch. They're not trying to be something. They're not. They're not like Harry and Megan who are trying to act all down to earth and relatable while they're living in a mansion in Montecito.

Lauren Sanchez, she's like, yeah, I'm marrying one of the wealthiest men on earth. We're in love. We're both short and important, and we like to have a good time. Jeff Bezo seems so giddy and so happy. The man is beaming and smiling and grinning from ear to ear. But I want to talk about some of the wedding guests. So we have to start off by talking about the Kardashians. The Kardashians all went to this wedding. I think the only one

that did not go to the wedding was Courtney Kardashian. And I hate that I even know that. I actually

feel my brain disintegrating. The fact that I know that is disgusting. But Chris Jenner, being the

momager that she is, because the devil works hard,

but Chris Jenner works harder, she schlepped her whore daughters all the way across the Atlantic Ocean

to go to Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos' wedding because she was probably hoping, hey,

if Lauren Sanchez gets cold feet, if she doesn't make it down the aisle, she's got a couple of

her daughters here lined up.

I imagine Chris Jenner was thinking, well, if there's some other dignitaries, are wealthy, successful princes and kings at the wedding,

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