Kim Congdon Takes Over| Ep. 23
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes stand-up comedian and podcast host Kim Congdon to the show. You know kim from appearances on Legion of Skanks Podcast, Broad Topix podcast, NYC Roast Battle, and more! Kim and Colum discuss dating apps, men vs. women, magic mushrooms, and finding a good therapist.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, before we get into the show today, you can catch me live doing stand-up comedy all over the country. |
| 0:05.9 | We've got dates coming up in Tampa, Nashville, Boston, Point Pleasant, New Jersey, rally, North Carolina. |
| 0:12.9 | And I'm adding dates constantly. Head off to callumtural.com to see all those live dates, get some tickets, come out, support the kids, support the go, support the podcast. Thank you very much. Enjoy the show. Welcome to show, everybody. We got Kimberly Condon, Cogden. Thank you for learning my name. Your name is so, I don't know what it is about your name. I just can't get in my fucking head. It's Irish. No. The name is Irish. |
| 0:37.8 | How do you spell it? |
| 0:38.7 | C-O-N-G-D-O-N. |
| 0:41.7 | Kong-D-N. |
| 0:50.6 | Cognon. Kong-D-N. Kong-D-N. Kong-D-N. It's not Irish, though. It is Irish. No. You don't have a shout to the guys. I just said don't talk to the vood. |
| 0:53.5 | Literally just said, all right, we can't hear them, so leave them. |
| 0:55.1 | Guys, pull it up. You click in your fingers, like they're a waiter. |
| 0:57.2 | Fucking Applebee's. talk to the boo literally just said all right we can't hear them so leave them guys pull it up |
| 0:55.1 | you click in your fingers like they're a waiter fucking applebees wherever you go i like chilies but |
| 1:01.6 | do you i love chilies i'll fuck with the chilies it's chili's good i actually asked a guy to take me on a |
| 1:07.5 | date to chilies very recently i really wanted to go to chilies man being in your 30s is for a woman sucks right you would never have done Chili's very recently. I really wanted to go to Chili's. |
| 1:11.8 | Man, being in your 30s is for a woman sucks, right? You would never have done that 10 years ago. Asked to go to Chili's? Asked a guy to bring it to Chili's. I mean, 10 years ago, I would have been upset by it. Now I'm, like, bored by all the other stuff. I'm like, let's just go to a Chili's. Oh, you're bored by the Michelin Star restaurants and everything. |
| 1:26.6 | It's true. |
| 1:27.3 | Is it cold? |
| 1:28.5 | Is it a bit cold? |
| 1:29.3 | I'm not talking about your nips. |
| 1:31.1 | Have you going to zoom in. Let's just go to a Chili's. Oh, you're bored by the Michelin Star restaurants and everything. It's true. Is it cold? |
| 1:28.5 | Is it a bit cold? |
| 1:29.3 | I'm not talking about your nips. Everyone, zoom in on the nips. Can we do one of those fun zoom in things in the post edit? Go boom. Your producer did come up to me and go, ah, I see a little chili. Yeah. I was like, are you talking about my nipples? |
| 1:42.6 | And he was talking about the chili on my necklace. |
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