Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Hello. Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that robotic of me?

The other day, my computer asked me if I was a robot, and I thought, what?

You're the robot.

Why are you projecting your identity onto me?

And they said, well, I'm not.

It's just that nowadays it's hard to tell if you're human, a robot.

And I thought, oh, that's a lot.

And then I said, come to think of it,

you have to consume eternal loads of information into that little laptop that we've leaned to the side and turn off.

But you're forced to consume those eternal loads of doom

like a rocket ship in the

middle of a catastrophic blast off.

Our nerves are on overdrive, and that's why we question if we'll survive.

Are we human or are we dancing?

And then I thought, that's a lot. And then I vomited. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio? Today's guest is a work of art. She showed up on

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