Killionaire TV: Winners Circle Heat 1

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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It's Joe v Dylan v Shortney v Matt in this first heat of the Killionaire TV Winners Circle. The Amazon rain forest needs to be privatized, a French accent needs to be attempted, a gold pyramid needs to be built and we gotta get this Spiderman musical off the ground.

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0:00.0	Hey motherfuckers and welcome along to the Killian Air Winners Circle, Heat 1 of 3.
0:12.5	Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to compare, contrast and vote for our favorite
0:18.2	people who have made it through to the Winners Circle in this season of Killian Air
0:22.6	Television.
0:23.6	We've got some hot contestants going on, we've got some smart people, we've got some pretty
0:28.5	people and we've got some dastardly planes.
0:31.2	Yeah, basically we have gathered all of the data presented to us, the inventors of Killian
0:36.9	Air TV, we will pit or have already put your ideas against each other, only the cream
0:42.8	has risen to the top.
0:43.9	The milk, while still delicious, remains at the bottom of the jug.
0:47.8	We're not fucking around with the milk though, today is about winners.
0:51.6	No, let us check out from the first episode, the pitch belonging to Joe.
0:59.4	Okay, I'm going to start with a question to your fellas.
1:06.9	Love this, very shark tank.
1:09.1	When was the last time you read or heard news about the Amazon rainforest that made you
1:14.5	feel good?
1:15.5	Well I don't remember that in my lifetime Joe, me neither.
1:20.9	No, no.
1:24.0	Never I hear you say, that's right, it's always, oh the Amazon's on fire, oh the lungs of
1:30.4	our planet are dying at a rate humanity we'll never recover from.
1:34.9	It's a fact that just creating a large chunk of Earth's breathable oxygen isn't enough
1:39.9	to make me give a shit about the Amazon rainforest.
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