Killionaire 7
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE
Guy is in Russia, eating a lot of traditional Russian soups (from Solynaka to Okroshka)! He is well liked for his work on Fail Army and has been taken in by a matronly woman named Galina who is teaching him how to make a variety of soups and showing him the sights and sounds of Moscow. He's also now the proud owner of fifteen kilograms of Uranium and an ounce of Novichok, although he is not allowed to leave the country with it. Tim has been coding to develop an alternative to Amazon and is worried Guy has lost sight of what the boys are working towards.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome along comrades to an exciting new episode of Killian Air, the only fundraising |
| 0:19.4 | slash allegedly murder conspiring podcast on the air and by the air we mean behind a paywall |
| 0:31.6 | because you can't find us here, only we know about us and we can keep a secret. I am coming |
| 0:38.5 | to you live from Moscow, I've got my kit, I've got a great attitude, I'm wrapped up in |
| 0:45.6 | some fur and I'm having a fucking whale of a time, Tim, can you hear me? I can, I can hear you loud |
| 0:51.8 | and clear thanks to the wonderful internet. How's Moscow treating you man? Dude, it's not just Moscow, |
| 0:58.7 | this whole country is a revelation, it is not to be trifled with, yeah man, I had a pretty hard |
| 1:05.4 | time getting through the airport but now I'm here, I cannot stop discovering wonderful Russia, |
| 1:11.2 | there is so much this country has to offer that we just don't hear about. What's being like |
| 1:17.9 | the best surprise so far that you've found in Russia? I don't know that you call it a surprise |
| 1:23.0 | but you haven't really visited Russia until you've visited Lenin's Mausoleum, it's what he's |
| 1:30.9 | late to rest. That's right, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, his imbarmed body lays within this sort of |
| 1:38.4 | incredible granite red and black pyramid and you can get in there and just gaze upon his tomb, |
| 1:47.6 | it's really something, it sort of, it goes beyond, it's, I don't know if transcendence the word |
| 1:57.8 | but it feels like an experience beyond what you usually get with consciousness. |
| 2:05.9 | I feel it's very poetic and appropriate in a lot of ways that you should go and visit |
| 2:12.4 | Lenin's tomb because of course massive proponent of communism, we're trying to take down the |
| 2:20.0 | absolute symbol of capitalism, it's got a beautiful symmetry to it in a way. |
| 2:25.5 | Yeah and also we will make Jeff Bezos the state that Lenin is currently in, which is to say |
| 2:32.3 | dead. So that's another thing that we've got going on. And imbarmed, I was talking to some of |
| 2:38.4 | the slightly more relaxed security guards who are working, these guys take this Lenin figure |
| 2:44.4 | very seriously, I mean he's been dead for years since sometime in the 1920s but I was asking |
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