Killionaire 5

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE

We're afraid that Jeff may find a loop hole to avoid Trillionaire status and be laying 5G. Meanwhile, our man should probably be looking out for a guillotine outside his house OR Tim should get in the guillotine business. Molten Gold or poison cake might be going down Jeff's gullet; Either way, the path is clear.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to an exciting new episode of Killian Air, the only podcast with the
0:16.0	sole purpose of fundraising for the great Jeff Bezos. Unless someone else and I just
0:24.1	close to that magical trillion dollar market, in which case we'll put our efforts and support
0:28.2	behind them, but as it stands, Jeff is our boy. What are we going to do when he gets to
0:33.8	a trillion? So glad you asked. Kill him. We're going to kill him and we're going to split
0:39.4	the reward. It's an important symbol for our time, everybody. I think. Absolutely. Things
0:46.6	are a bit out of whack and the only way to rewack things back into whack is by whacking Jeff.
0:52.5	Yet though, it's not the time you could whack Jeff off. Sure. Got no problems with that.
0:57.3	Billionaires deserve to come just like the rest of us, but do not yet kill him for it is a crime.
1:03.2	Illegal. I also just want to quickly say I've been receiving some pretty enjoyable Jeff
1:11.2	Bezos related content over here at the worst idea of all time. Inc. Facebook page and this
1:17.8	latest one term is, it's a measure of Jeff Bezos against a Greek historical figure named
1:22.9	Marcus Listenus Krasos. Have you heard of this historical? I've not. No. Well, you're interested
1:29.9	to know there's three criteria. The first richest man of his time, tick tick. Both Jeff and
1:36.6	Marcus have that in common. The second made money exploiting essential service, tick and tick.
1:43.7	The third died getting melted gold poured down his throat. In the instance of Marcus,
1:50.4	that's a yes. As it stands, Jeff Bezos roams this earth with a throat untouched by the sweet touch
1:58.3	of molten gold, but an incredibly hilarious and lavish way to murder someone best known for their
2:06.4	wealth. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Have we, we haven't sort of like definitively locked in how we
2:15.1	must kill him, right? No, no. All options are on the table. What do you make of this guy?
2:20.4	Some molten gold down the throat? I just feel like so much time and resources is already going towards
2:26.5	getting him over the line. And then, you know, like, I think I like it. It's ostentatious. It
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