Killer Cookie Conspiracy - McHenry, Illinois

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James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

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🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 184 minutes

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Summary

This week, in McHenry, Illinois, several members of an extended family begin to get sick, and even drop dead, from a seemingly mysterious illness. These deaths just happen to be exactly what one family member needs, as he pays off his debts, with the money he collects. Is there some kind of enviornmental cause for the deaths? Maybe the water supply? Or, is it poisoned cookies, doughnuts, and pea soup?? Bodies are dug up, and one arrogant man says it's all done to set him up!

Along the way, we find out that every country music artist must have either "Zack", or "Bryan" in their name, that not all doughnuts are as good as they should be, and no one paralyzes themselves, to set someone else up for a crime!!

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0:00.0	This week, in McKinnery, Illinois, multiple healthy people in one extended family begin to randomly become sick and even drop dead of very strange illnesses, but an investigation reveals it's actually a horrifying plot to wipe the whole family off the face of the earth.
0:16.3	Welcome to Small Town Murder.
0:35.8	Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder.
0:36.7	Yay! Oh, yay indeed, Jimmymy yay indeed my name is james petrogallo i'm here
0:42.5	with my co-host i'm jimmy wistman thank you folks so much for joining us today and another
0:47.8	absolutely crazy edition of small town murder this is a wild episode again i shouldn't even say that
0:53.6	anymore they're all crazy.
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