Welcome to the Adventures of Do Nothing Man and Logic Lad.

Today's episode, Origin Story.

On today's gripping episode of Do Nothing Man, we dive deep into the past,

beyond our previous fantastic tales of nothingness into the origins of nothing.

No, not the Big Bang, dorks.

The origins of do-nothing man steeped in misery,

solitude, injustice, and finally heroism.

Our story begins with a young Roger Heemeyer.

My father was Marvin Heemeyer.

You may know him best as Kildozer.

... My father stood up for what he believed and he died for it.

I thought he was crazy, but he had just had enough.

You meddled in my business and took what I deserve away.

You took advantage of my good nature.

And another thing you should learn is that when you visit evil upon someone,

be assured it will revisit you.

And that is what is happening.

You all know how it ended.

Years later, people still didn't understand.

Blinded by the state, blinded by the greater good,

it takes away the liberty of one man so that others may prosper.

Never realizing one day others will prosper at their expense.

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