talk about how you've been banned or we can talk about how we heard podiums going out of business

or uh really what i was i really wanted like dig into the athena pete shaw thing because

yeah yeah it's a it's a crazy fun story hey you know what that one reminds me of high ground ground beef chips. No, dude, they have a new recipe. It's rib eye. It's fucking beef eye of round.

It tastes like ribby shaves. It's fucking insane, dude.

Taste like cack and balls. Do you, do you remember when, remember that scene? If someone can pull up the clip, it would be amazing when Fikowsky and Vellner were like stumbling around when Pedro had him on the show.

So we got to start with the ban.

Or at least this part.

Well, let's jump around a little.

Let's weave.

Who would have ever thought you were banned from fucking CrossFit?

Hey, dude. I mean, I thought you would have been banned for saying you were going to skull fuck someone or something or like suck the skin off their dick.

Yeah, they almost banned me for calling Ellie Turner a fucking retard.

But here we are.

I didn't get banned for that.

Instead, I got banned for trying to make my knee feel better after the open when I'm not competing anymore.

That's the irony of it.

They can't catch people who fucking actually cheat,

so they have to do smoke and mirrors and catch someone who's no longer competing.

And someone must have sent that clip to them.

I don't think like...

Hey, there's five people on my list of suspects to who did that.

You don't think Curtis Buller just happened to be watching.

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