I have a seat, everybody. Welcome in here, out there, all around the world. Obviously,

everyone in Canada, welcome. Welcome to the late Joe. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert,

and ladies and gentlemen, I am still. I am still all hot and bothered about that FBI

raid at Mar-a-Lago. Turns out, my kink is consequences. We're learning more juicy

deeds about the raid is becoming increasingly clear that the search was tied to an

ongoing investigation into whether the former president took classified records

from the White House to his Florida residents. Spoiler, he did. We already know he did.

No matter what it is, it's always what you thought, but worse than you imagined. He incited

an insurrection. He extorted Ukraine. He put the bop in the bop, shoe bop, shoe bop.

He put the ram in the ramalama ding dong, then made the ramalama ding dong sign an NDA.

And he's already admitted that he did it about seven months ago. The former president revealed

that he had unlawful possession of classified material when he turned over 15 boxes of items

to the national archives. So I'm sure you're saying, hey, Steve, if he turned it over,

why the FBI go back turns out, as investigators sifted through the initial 15 boxes,

they grew concerned that the former president had not in fact returned all the government property.

One hint was that the Mar-a-Lago buffet was serving unlimited shrimp out of Abe Lincoln's hat.

So Monday, they went back, they searched the joint, and the agents took about 12 more boxes.

Keep in mind, these 12 boxes were kept in the basement storage area. That's where he kept

classified government documents in a basement in Florida. Was there no room left in the

kitty pool full of pythons in mildew? And it gets worse because only after the former president's

lawyer received instructions to secure the room this past spring, did they add a padlock?

So before, it was just open. To make a great action movie, national treasure three found it

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