Kiefer! Thongs In Your Mouth? | A Daily Comedy Show Where “Me Time” Means Going to Miami Alone... And It Is Definitely a Red Flag!
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.7 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 169 minutes
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Summary
Is it normal to go on vacation alone when you’re in a relationship… or is that just a giant red flag wrapped in a beach towel? On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, the crew dives headfirst into a relationship debate that spirals wildly out of control — because nothing says “self-reflection” like Miami. This daily comedy show breaks down whether solo trips are healthy, suspicious, or just code for thongs going places they shouldn’t.
Before anyone can even unpack that, the show introduces a horrifying new app literally called “Are You Dead?” — an app that checks if you’re still alive by making you tap a cartoon ghost every day, or else it emails your emergency contact. Naturally, this launches a full breakdown of mother-in-law panic systems, phone call escalation charts, and why Rizz would be legally declared deceased within 30 minutes.
The chaos continues with Ireland weddings, strategic vacation avoidance, and Rizz’s fantasy of being home alone for a week — no pants, no plans, and no accountability. The crew debates whether destination matters when it comes to solo travel (spoiler: Sedona = fine, Miami = suspicious), and whether autonomy in relationships is healthy or just a polite way of saying “I need space from you specifically.”
As if that wasn’t enough, the show takes a sharp left turn into celeb chaos when actor Kiefer Sutherland enters the chat. From his recent arrest to his long-standing reputation as Hollywood’s most intense drinking buddy, the crew breaks down why Jack Bauer might be great at saving the world but questionable in a rideshare. Rizz even casually drops a story about sharing a beer with Kiefer back in the day — because of course that happened — proving once again that this daily comedy show exists in a reality just slightly different than everyone else’s.
Along the way, the Rizz Show crew somehow squeezes in Gen Z slang translations, dying baby names (RIP Baby Bruce), the Island Boys still making terrible decisions, celebrity fails, Quentin Tarantino beef, and why talking to eighth graders might be the most humbling experience on earth. It’s pop culture, weird news, relationship chaos, and self-roasting all rolled into one episode that feels like it should come with a warning label.
If you like your daily comedy show loud, honest, sarcastic, and just barely holding it together — congratulations. You’re home.
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