Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat.

And potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

The Ted Nuget's.

Head chef and a half.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

You know, often as adults, you kind of forget about simple pleasures in life.

Some of those should just be snacks the kids eat, but also adults find really good.

I would say just a simple thing is when's the last time you just warm summer day,

you just sat down with a soft serve cone?

Oh, it's been a minute.

Yeah.

They're hard to find.

They're a little harder out here, but I'm just, or even just an ice cream cone. Like, you kind of forget, like, the kids aren't wrong. This is exciting. The problem, that last time I did it last year in Delaware, but it was still the kid's idea. Yeah. Right? So I rolled in there and I'm like, yeah, I'll get you whatever. that I'm like, I'm going to go ahead and get one. But to your point, sat on a bench outside and I'm like, this is freaking delicious.

On a waffle or course bros? Yes. Yeah. They are great. You know exactly where I went. Yes. Get the orange and vanilla one. Oh, yeah?

Trust me.

I'm going again.

All right, so this is a list of just, again,

kids snacks to parents as they say,

find ridiculously awesome.

Okay.

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