Nigeen Farsad is a comedian.

She does stand up, she hosts a podcast, she's made films.

She wrote a book called How to Make White People Laugh.

Some of Nigeen's funniest stuff is when she talks about family and her act.

Like this bit, where she tells her mom she needs to get an STD test.

And it's already hard enough to say to your mom, look lady, I fucked a bunch of dudes

and I might be diseased.

But to say that in Farsad, in a language where I don't know what the word is for sex,

Lord do I know that there is a word for sex?

Is all the more radically awkward?

Because my mom was like, eh, Nigeen, why are you scared?

Have you had intergender flesh relation?

Yes, lady, I've had intergender.

Have you had intergender flesh relation without security of external safety products?

This is the longest shortest time I'm Hillary Frank.

Today, Nigeen Farsad joins us for another installment of Kids Unanswerable Questions.

Remember that's where you send us questions that popped into your kids' weird little heads

and we invite a comedian to try and answer those questions.

Thanks to your kids, Nigeen today is going to tackle questions on esoteric allergies.

Internal monologues of bad guys.

And a thing about which is that only a child could imagine.

We'll get to those kid questions in a bit.

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