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The Longest Shortest Time

Kids Ask Chris Gethard Unanswerable Questions

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Parenting

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2016

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Do dinosaurs go to heaven or hell? Why don't dogs have hands? Comedian Chris Gethard attempts to answer YOUR kids' unanswerable questions. Plus, a surprise guest gives Hillary podcasting advice. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello.

0:07.0

Hi, Mom. Hi. How you doing? I'm good. How are you? Good. So, um, I think you heard, um,

0:22.0

the news, right, that I joined a network called Ear Wolf. I certainly did.

0:28.0

Do you know what Ear Wolf is? Ear Wolf is a company that hosts podcasts. Do you know

0:39.0

what kind of podcasts? I believe that their podcasts are mostly comedy ones. That's right. Have

0:50.0

you been in a position yet of explaining to any of your friends where my show is going?

0:57.0

I haven't really spoken to people yet because you know previously I was at WNYC and I think a lot

1:05.0

of people of your generation know what WNYC is and they might not know what Ear Wolf is.

1:12.0

Well, they won't know. Very few people will know. How are you going to explain it?

1:18.0

Um, I will. It depends on how far I think I can get in the conversation before somebody

1:25.0

tunes out. And I've got to tell you that when you were produced by WNYC and we mentioned

1:38.0

it to people, they would say, oh, I watch public TV all the time.

1:45.0

If there was a disconnect there, Ear Wolf is not going to be explainable.

1:53.0

So you're just not going to even say it? I think I'm not going to say it unless I know talking

2:00.0

to somebody who gets that, you know, that a podcast is something that you can listen to online

2:08.0

and then it's audio. There are a lot of hurdles there.

2:14.0

Well, what do you think listeners want to hear right away when I first start back?

2:20.0

It's been a few months since I did a show. What are they going to want to hear?

2:26.0

I think they're going to want to know that you've missed them too.

2:32.0

I've missed them.

2:34.0

Yeah, I think that's what they're going to want to know and that you've appreciated all of their

2:40.0

words of encouragement, support, and all the likes and everything means a lot.

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