Kidnapping On The First Date | The Official Podcast

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Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2026

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather to talk about a beautiful first date. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 478: Recorded 24/02/26 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:03:06] Discord is the new AOL [00:13:13] Caller 1: Scrub Daddy joins [00:46:20] Caller 2: Uncle June VMAX joins [01:07:31] Caller 3: Pillows joins [01:26:06] Phil Spencer out AI leader in [01:27:30] Top three games engagement tweet [01:31:13] Should Xbox sell? [01:35:24] Wrap --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know,
0:01.0	You know,
0:02.0	Thank you. after one three two one
0:33.7	Jesus fucking Christ that that Jesus
0:38.1	fucking Christ
0:39.3	That
0:40.0	delay
0:42.0	I clapped it was like four seconds
0:44.0	before I heard Kyo clap
0:45.3	You'll be fine
0:48.3	It'll be okay
0:50.0	We'll tough it out buddy
0:51.3	We'll test it Jackson's saying spaghetti now
0:53.7	Spaghetti That's not too bad It's fine we'll tough it out, buddy. We'll test it. Jackson, say, spaghetti now.
0:55.3	Spaghetti.
1:13.6	That's not too bad. It's fine. It's fine. That was pretty bad. No, that's fine. Look, this is a story time episode. We don't need to have banter. We need to listen politely. It'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We can just have like a speaking stick that we pass back and forth between everybody.
1:14.1	When will Discord fucking die?
1:15.7	You know, you guys like, okay, so I think, I'm sure everybody is now aware at this point of
1:20.7	the drama of the facial recognition face scans and persona scanning your face, the
1:26.2	company, and then they use that to do credit checks
1:29.5	on you, tattletail on you to the government and all this sort of stuff.
1:33.7	And everybody's like, ah, Discord fucking sucks.
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