Kidnapped On The Highway
Lightweights Podcast
Joe Vulpis
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
The boys make a pact about naming their kids, getting flashed in a Applebee's parking lot, and a very possible kidnapping scam that could have gone very wrong. Plus aliens probing and is a sex doll worth it?
check out our instagram @lightweightspod and keep up with updates there :)
--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lightweights/support Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacyTranscript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | What's up guys welcome back to the Lightweights podcast I'm your host Joe and today I have a special guest Ilya Fettie |
| 0:06.1 | Thanks for having me guys. It's it's been it's gonna be a great honor being on the show today in the mic |
| 0:12.2 | Oh, yes, I'm new so like obviously I've never been a black ass. I don't know how this works. Yeah, yeah |
| 0:16.9 | But thanks for having me you look like a guy who's done 14 podcasts and you still don't know how to talk into the mic |
| 0:20.8 | Maybe I look like him |
| 0:22.8 | I'm sorry, I'm a guest. I thought you were my co-host for a second. Well, you just you address me as your guest |
| 0:30.2 | However you want to do it |
| 0:33.2 | Yeah, sometimes he's my gas sometimes |
| 0:35.6 | Go host it really depends it's up to you |
| 0:38.8 | You know what happened right there what that was a test |
| 0:41.7 | I wanted to see if you'd remember because you said you were gonna start off every podcast with I'm gonna say hello |
| 0:47.0 | Welcome back to the world. I was like in dead ass dead. I'm I'm looking at my phone right now at Google translator |
| 0:52.8 | I'm ready. Oh really? Yeah, I just forgot the language yet here. I was thinking you were fraud |
| 0:57.6 | No, I'm not a fraud. I'm a man. I'm my word. No, I said frog. Oh |
| 1:01.8 | Yeah, what long is you want to do this week? What? |
| 1:05.5 | What language? Sorry what language do you want to do this week? |
| 1:08.6 | Do Portuguese live okay? |
| 1:11.8 | Benvindor de volta |
| 1:14.9 | Means welcome, but I got it off my first try isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's cool because we have 0.001 percent listeners in Portugal |
| 1:21.6 | So how do you know I look on the app? Oh, then it looks at yeah, oh great. Yeah, well to those people that are Portugal |
| 1:28.2 | Welcome back. Welcome back. Hey, let's make a pack that when we have kids we name each other's kids after the other person |
| 1:36.0 | Yeah, except except I have my kid three years earlier and I name a Joe |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Vulpis, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Vulpis and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.