kid says SHIN SONIC is REAL and IN HIS CLOSET (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2024

⏱️ 281 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a kid says SHIN SONIC is REAL and IN HIS CLOSET this kid thinks Shin Sonic, who is from Sonic the Hedgehog with Tails and from the scary Shin Sonic Tapes. This kid must have watched the Shin Sonic Tapes on youtube or watched the 3-D Shin Sonic breaks into your house video! This video is also very long, which means it is a great video to put on to go to sleep to, or a good video to fall asleep to. Yet also try not to laugh at this funny, hilarious, awesome, silly, goofy, and awesome storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0	How's it going, everyone? Welcome back to a brand new video. Today we have a story time of a Gen Alpha kid who thinks Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, Sonic the Hedgehog, tales, all of those guys are actually real. And I don't mean like the video game is real or the TV show or movies are real. No, I mean that Sonic is a real person who lives in real life
0:23.8	and he's an actual guy like Abraham Lincoln and Sonic are as real. In fact, this Gen Alpha
0:29.7	kid probably thinks Sonic is more real than Abe Lincoln, bro. Like, it's that bad. The Gen Alpha
0:35.4	Brain Rod is getting so bad and in this story time, you will see how bad it's
0:40.0	going to get. This is also a pretty cringy story, so leave a like on the video right now to get your free
0:44.6	nothing and also a free pair of cringe goggles immediately delivered to your address.
0:48.9	Subscribe if you're new to the channel and like stories. And with that being said, let's just jump into the
0:53.9	story time of a
0:54.8	Gen Alpha kid who thinks Sonic the Hedgehog is actually real in real life. Let's go. So we're
1:01.4	going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Nico. Anyways, right? So there's a kid in
1:07.2	Nico's class who we're going to call Ben. Anyways, Ben is the kid who spends a little bit
1:12.5	too much time on the internet, bro. Ben is the kid who when he reads the comment section
1:17.1	actually believes everything he sees. Ben is basically as bad as a Facebook mom who goes on
1:23.2	Facebook and sees something and then immediately believes it's true because man, if I see it on
1:28.3	Facebook, then it has to be true. Ben's basically that, but instead of being a 58-year-old
1:33.9	woman on Facebook, he's like a 10-year-old kid, a Gen Alpha kid who is extreme brain rot.
1:39.8	Let me just give you a little bit of context about how crazy this kid Ben is. For a little while,
1:45.1	he actually thought that Skivety Toilet was real. Maybe I'll even make another whole story time on Ben
1:50.5	doing that, but for now, I'm just going to give a quick rundown. He came into class screaming
1:55.6	that he wasn't needed to go to the bathroom, but he needed all the toilets gone. Everyone was very,
2:00.6	very confused.
2:01.9	And that's when he explained that, you know, he didn't want them to turn into Skiviti
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