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kid GETS EXPELLED for “walking out to Free Diddy” (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7690 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a Gen Alpha kid GETS EXPELLED for “walking out to Free Diddy” this gen alpha kid has brainrot and loves skibidi toilet and thinks he has skibidi rizz and loves the costco guys and the rizzler and galaxy gas and watches instagram reels all day. Try not to laugh, and try not to cringe at this cringe, fun, cringey, awesome, hilarious and funny gen alpha kid storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0

Your Starbucks is ready.

0:03.0

Beans ground.

0:05.0

Milk frothed.

0:06.0

Shots pulled.

0:07.0

Velvety milk poured into a double shot of dark perfection and

0:11.0

oh, that's the good stuff.

0:14.0

The baristas are ready.

0:15.0

The finest coffee beans are ready.

0:17.0

The Starbucks you love is ready.

0:20.0

Hello again from the Starbucks coffee company.

0:30.1

How's it going, everyone? Today we got a story time of a kid. Oh my God. This is actually

0:35.0

quite a recent story because we got a story time of a kid who gets

0:38.4

expelled from school because he decided to stage a walkout to free Diddy?

0:45.2

Guys, our generation might actually be cooked. Gen Alpha is actually doomed. Leave a like on the

0:51.6

video right now to claim you're free nothing, but more importantly,

0:59.9

leave a like on this video to give yourself cringe goggles. It will protect you from the cringe of the story time. Subscribe to the channel if you're new. And with that being said,

1:04.2

let's just jump into the story of the kid who got expelled for walking out to free ditty.

1:10.7

Anyway, so we're going to call the subscriber who's

1:12.7

submitted today's story, Will. And there's a kid in Will's class who we're going to call Ben,

1:17.5

which I know, oh my God, I'm going to call him Ben. Wow, that's a new name. I've never used

1:21.3

that name on the channel ever before. But anyways, right, there's a kid in wheels class who we're

1:25.6

going to call Ben. And Ben is your standard gen alpha brain rot kid.

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