Hey, I'm Mark Ronson.

And I'm Ray.

To celebrate 150 years of Out of my Pige, we've teamed up to create something timeless.

A tribute to legacy, rhythm and craft with a very special connection at its heart.

A soundscape from two cities, two perspectives, and one shared vision.

Introducing our brand new song susan

susan how i need you how's it got everyone today we got a story time of a kid oh my god

today we got a story time of a kid who gets expelled for saying,

Hawk to us, spit on that thing, 10,000 times in class.

Yeah, that, I don't even know, man. I think this generation might genuinely be cooked.

When I saw this story submitted to me in my Instagram, I kind of just took a step back and sat down and really just thought about life for a second.

But after that, I got up, took out my phone, and started recording this video because I got to tell you this story, man. It's absolutely crazy. Leave a like in the video right

now to claim your free nothing. Subscribe to the channel if you're new and liked story videos.

And with that being said, let's just jump right into it. So we're going to call

the subscriber who submitted the story, Alex. Anyways, right? So there's a kid in Alex's class

who, yes, I know this is about sound crazy, but we're going to call him Ben. I know. Never used

that name on this channel before. But anyways, right, so sure enough, right, Ben, he is one of those Gen Alpha kids who was

maximum brain rot.

Like, Bro has maxed out his brain rot stats.

He spends all day on Instagram reels, watching people be hit by the trucks, you know,

the very standard Instagram Gen Alpha brain rot type behavior. He probably, you know, when he wakes up,

puts in his AirPods, listens to the Skibbty Toilet Fonk remix, you know, recites his, uh, his Alpha

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