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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Kid Ding Dong

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2016

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

This week on YKWD: We have Joe List, Lenny Marcus, Omar Capra and Chris Calogero! Tensions raise during a stormy afternoon. We evaluate Deepu's sound effects, do some news (but keep it light), and give a stranger [who just walks in] a shot at show-business! Watch / Listen and enjoy! Get this year's YANKEE EFFING SWAP by becoming a premium member of the Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude app! Go Premium here: IOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/robert-kellys-you-know-what/id1069986540?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 Andoid: https://www.amazon.com/Wizzard-Media-Robert-Kellys-YKWD/dp/B019NPGRDQ Browser: http://robertkelly.libsyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, ho-ho, dudes.

0:03.0

Check it out. Later this week, the Yankee swap holiday extravagan with Dan Soda, Chris Scopa, Joe Liss,

0:10.8

Lewis Gomez, Tim Dylan, myself, DePuloran, and a bunch of other people.

0:16.0

It's going up on the YKWD premium side.

0:20.8

That's right, premium members. This beard tastes like an old lady's vagina. I don't know where this has been for the last year.

0:26.7

I will buy that beard off you right now.

0:28.0

You're trying to get this bomb down. What happened? What's going on?

0:31.0

I said they're doing well. The unoiled wheel squeaks the loudest, Dan.

0:36.0

The early worm catches the fish.

0:38.0

Done.

0:39.0

You can lead a horse to water.

0:41.0

And you can't watch a quiet movie with Louis J Gomez eating next to you.

0:44.0

I like that you call it a serious movie. It's about aliens talking.

0:47.0

Dan is dumb.

0:50.0

Dan is dumb. What do I get from my premium membership? Well you get one of the funniest

0:57.1

episodes we did all year. The Yankee swap it's going up later this week so don't

1:01.6

miss it not a premium member not a problem

1:04.1

download the app on your Android or iOS phone right now for free and then sign up that's

1:11.0

it go do it now before the episode comes out. It's hilarious and have a great Christmas, a happy holiday, and a good new year.

1:19.5

Take care, dude, you know what, what, do? You know what, do? To Robert Kelly's You Know What Do Podcast on Wyethcast.com. And a gentle fade into the show. What's up everybody, Robert Kelly, here with another episode of, you know what?

2:01.0

You know what did we're here on a rainy rainy day beautiful

2:08.8

rainy day yeah really this is my kind of weather you know that I'm a miserable fuck it really is my kind of weather, you know that. I'm a miserable fuck.

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