From a kid who thinks the backroom monster is real and out to get him to a kid who does a school presentation on the backrooms, these are the craziest kids who think the backrooms are actually real.

So the subscriber has a little cousin, and his mom asked him, hey, can you go babysit the little cousin like your aunt really needs it?

So the subscriber is like, all right, fine, whatever.

So anyways, the day of babysitting the cousin, he goes over there and the little cousin's mom, aka the subscriber's aunt, is like, thank you so much for getting here on such short notice.

Like my son, like really need someone to look after him because he's only like eight or whatever, and I really need to go to this thing.

Say thank you so much for doing it. And obviously, the subscriber is like, yeah, whatever, anything for family. I got you, no problem.

So anyways, he's sitting down and he's sitting there with the little cousin and the mom leaves or the aunt leaves and he's like

okay so like what do you want to do today and the little cousin's like why i i i don't know like i

need you to be aware of something though so obviously the subscriber when the little cousin says that

it's just like a little bit ominous so he he's like, yeah, what's up, buddy?

And the little cousin's like, dude, the backroom monster is in the house.

He's coming to get me.

So obviously, this like the little cousin probably watched a backroom's video on YouTube and he's like, oh my God, the backrooms are actually real.

And he probably read one of the comments being like, show, since I have a PhD in actual physics and I'm not a nine-year-old,

then there are infinite realities. And there might be, as according to Newton's third,

like, you know those comments you read where it's like trying to give an explanation for why

the backrooms is real? I'm like, bro, you're not an astrophysicist, bro. But anyways, he probably

read one of those and got freaked out. So he was telling the subscriber all about how the backroom's

monster is real and that he saw him in his closet last night. And it's definitely not because

every little kid sees monsters in their closets. But no, it's because the backrooms are actually

real and the monsters have to get them, obviously. And so sure enough, right, the subscriber's like, okay, you don't

actually have to worry about that because the backrooms aren't real. And the second he saw that,

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