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The Commercial Break

Kickstart My Heart!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Episode#711: Bryan & Krissy discuss there heart monitor Bryan has been wearing. With multiple wires and devices attached to his chest, the chance of an actual "attack" is rising while Bryan's sex appeal is lowering. Plus, Fyre Fest 2 is off to a rousing start with no artists, no accommodations and no locals in Mexico on board. Fyre Fest 2 is quickly turning into Fyre Fest 1. Finally, "Puffy P**sy" is a thing and it's all the rage (on Bryans insta algorithm)! TCB Bit: On WSHIT's Cupid Corner, Chastity writes in to ask Host Julie Ballbanger & Dr. Shlitznitz for advice about her cheating boyfriend. Watch episode #711 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCB Bits written, performed and produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome back to WSHIT's Cupid's Corner.

0:08.7

It's 1137 p.m. on the studio clock here on a chilly, rainy, Saturday, crab apple evening.

0:15.3

I'm your host, Barbara Ballbanger, the fourth sister wife of Pastor Bill Ballbanger.

0:20.4

I'm here along with my co-host,

0:22.1

Crab Apple's number one, marriage and sex therapist, Dr. Judy Schlitzitz. Every Saturday, we take

0:28.0

listener questions, read your emails, and give advice on your relationship concerns. Let's review an

0:34.5

email we just got here in the studio. This listener is calling herself Chastity.

0:38.7

Chastity asks,

0:39.7

Dear Dr. Schlitz, I've been in a relationship, a serious relationship for the last four years with my boyfriend.

0:46.4

However, last week, I uncovered some concerning text messages on his phone

0:50.9

and discovered he was having coital relationships with both my mother and my grandfather.

0:56.6

Very concerning chastity. And while I certainly have my own thoughts on this, let's turn to the

1:02.5

expert. Dr. Schlitzitz, any advice for chastity in what must be a very confusing and painful time for her.

1:11.3

You find yourself over in the corner crying because of a man don't love you anymore,

1:18.2

maybe because he's already got some love somewhere else.

1:22.4

And you just cried over a man's thousands of fishes in the pool.

1:29.3

Well, you can find one that would just do everything you want to do.

1:34.3

But he ain't gonna cheat on you and give you all the things that you want.

1:40.3

You just gotta learn how to get some things for yourself.

1:43.3

Bye.

1:45.0

Well, that's certainly one way to look at it.

1:47.3

In our family, we have a saying,

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