Kicking it Super Hard with Mario Strikers: Battle League
The Besties
The Besties
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🗓️ 17 June 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I watched Blue Velvet for the first time. Oh boy. We're jumping right into the table |
| 0:06.6 | and this just feels like the most sort of it feels like a parody of like somebody coming on the show to be Chris |
| 0:14.5 | Plant. Do you know what I mean? Like it's it's so on the nose. Well wouldn't it be like more me if I had already seen it? |
| 0:22.8 | Yeah, that's a fair point. Yeah, but did you like? |
| 0:26.1 | It has King Cooper in it. Yeah, like Dennis. Dennis Hopper. No, no, no, it has no sorry. He is playing King Cooper. |
| 0:36.0 | Oh, I mean basically the King Cooper character that Dennis Hopper plays in Super Mario Brothers, the movie and the character he plays in Blue Velvet. |
| 0:44.7 | Kind of the same. Pretty much the same character. Same ambition. Yeah, to kill the Mario Brothers. |
| 0:53.1 | And it's really weird because everybody else is like doing the movie like everyone else is like, okay guys, let's get together and David brought us all together for this one. |
| 1:02.4 | We're going to do a great job. And then Dennis Hopper just walks in is like bring me the Mario Brothers heads. And it's like whoa, whoa. |
| 1:10.6 | This is so avant-garde. Yeah, it fits man. Anything goes with David Lynch. You can't beat him. Well, in Dennis Hopper, he's like a roaring Mississippi river, right? |
| 1:21.4 | Like the best you can do is kind of take energy from it with dams, right? But you can't steer the river. The river is going to go where it's going to go. |
| 1:30.7 | It's going to dinosaur river. No, you can. It's going to try to kill Mario and Luigi. |
| 1:35.4 | Hey, should we do an episode where we just covered the Super Mario Brothers movie? |
| 1:40.2 | It feels like we are trending in that to read like that's the next logical evolution because it blends. |
| 1:45.2 | It's a lot of our favorite stuff here, which is to say those great plumbers and also cinema. |
| 1:52.6 | I mean, how many times can we talk about John Leggo Azamo without playing the entirety of the nerd, the jerk, the idiot? |
| 2:04.9 | Oh my god. |
| 2:06.9 | I have too bad hoops isn't here. I feel like that's where missing hoops. |
| 2:12.2 | If we would have listened to that song like five times before they ended this cold open. |
| 2:17.7 | Yeah, oh, let's say other things to antagonize Justin since he's not here. |
| 2:21.1 | Hey, do you guys remember that Jimmy Buffett song where my cheeseburger go? |
| 2:24.3 | Oh, do you all remember sewer shark? |
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