Yeah, Jeffrey Toulin. And these P.W. Herman was in an x-rated movie theater. I'm just playing it.

OJ Simpson was a football player, not a baseball player, but he went four for four today. The rare

eclipse is so good. We play it every hour. OJ Simpson weighing in on CNN analyst Jeffrey

Tuben getting caught masturbating on his zoom. And yes, Craig and many other listeners,

masturbating in public should henceforth be known as Tuben. That's correct.

Jeffrey Tuben zoom call working it when he was supposed to be meeting with his folks.

Yeah, and I do imagine New Yorker magazine like some big time fancy pants man hat and journalists.

They were doing any kind of pants is better than what Tuben was doing.

Fancy your other ones. They were. Your fancy pants are down around your angles.

Doing some sort of like election simulation like thing, which just I don't know what that is.

The chief CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Tuben. Big deal. Yeah, he's a big deal. That seems like

Dungeons and Dragons for political nerds. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I like to comment that

a CNN host masturbating while looking at election simulations showing Biden winning is

pretty much their programming every night. Unfortunate. And he was about to have, you know,

he's about to come out become the rock star of the day two weeks from tomorrow.

If the election is close, all the legal challenges and that sort of stuff had to been Jeffrey Tuben

all day long on CNN explaining how in Pennsylvania courts of rule blah, blah, blah,

all these not now. He's been suspended just because he showed is a wrecked genitalia.

Anyway, hard to imagine the circumstances. You're on the zoom call. You're talking about

the swing counties of Pennsylvania. And you think you know what I could do to pass the time.

Oh, and then got away from the fact that so then football star and alleged double murderer,

oh, Jay Simpson decided to weigh in. Yeah. That one more time. It's real short. He just

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