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Hey guys, it's Stephanie.

I'm Trey.

This is your weekly dose of BS.

I thought I was dying on the way here.

She just had to poop.

I dropped my...

First, let me tell my very good story.

So, keep you on the suspense.

And then I'll tell you the finale.

That's always the finale.

We've read this book before. First of all, the traffic was horrible today. I have to get my youngest to school by 7.30. And Travis, thankfully, this morning was like, I'll take chance. Because Travis was gone all last week. I was like, perfect. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Where was Travis last week? He was in Milan. Isn't that rude?

Well, no. Didn't even ask us. He was buying equipment. Well, we could have bought things too.

Yeah, clothes. Yes. Yes. But, you know, so he, like last week was crazy for me because he was in Milan and the kids just had a really nutty schedule. So anyways, I get cruise dropped off, easy, peasy. My way home took me an hour. I thought I would get home.

I thought I had like 20 minutes, like slap little makeup on. It took me an hour. So get home,

like put a little foundation on so I don't look like Casper the friendly ghost on this thing.

And then I'm

driving and it's like a 30. It wasn't, I mean, the traffic was bad, but it wasn't as bad as

on the way home from Cruz's school. I'm driving and I feel like these sharp pains. Okay,

if anybody's had a baby, it felt like contractions. Like I literally was like doubled over in pain, like screaming.

Like, and then it would kind of go away.

And then like a minute later, it would go again.

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