Kick The Dog, Or The Kid?
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Random, would you rather question? |
| 0:01.5 | I'll give you guys one before you hit the phones again. |
| 0:03.2 | Let's see here. |
| 0:03.9 | Okay. |
| 0:05.3 | Man. |
| 0:07.1 | I know this is ethically not correct. |
| 0:09.4 | Oh, no. |
| 0:09.9 | It's a would you rather? |
| 0:10.8 | Oh, no. |
| 0:11.7 | Okay. |
| 0:13.9 | Would you rather your dog die right now? |
| 0:17.1 | All right. |
| 0:18.7 | Or some random high school kid in your neighborhood. |
| 0:21.1 | Oh, damn. Oh, Jesus, dude. I know. Take that kid down. You're taking out the kid? I'm taking out the kid. There are a bunch of jerks around there anywhere. I don't care. Oh, damn. That's just a tough one, man. Oh, yeah. I guess I've got to take my dog. dog's going to die |
| 0:18.6 | yeah i can't have that on my i can't have that on my, I can't have that on my conscience. Yeah. If you know you are responsible for this decision, I got to take a dog because it's me and my family greedy. That's why I asked. You know, even if the high school parents don't know you're responsible, you know, to see them just like, oh. |
| 0:56.0 | Don't just die every day. |
| 0:56.9 | People die every day. |
| 0:57.8 | And then my dog's out there, you know, barking at a squirrel. |
| 1:00.0 | You know you're responsible. Yeah. I'm doing the dog. Because look, here's, why are you walking your dog? Because here's the truth, right? inevitably either your pet just died or you take it to get put down. |
| 0:55.0 | This is the decision that you accept the moment you get a dog. |
| 0:57.4 | You hope you not get there. |
| 0:58.6 | But like my last dog, I had to make the decision to put the dog down. She died on my lap and it was awful. But when you get a pet, you're prepared to make that decision. When you have kids, you're not like, Dave's going to come right enough to put them down. Like it does not cross your mind. Your goal is that they outlive you, right? |
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