live special show, Neil's pointing at me because it's so, it's special because I am hosting it

because when you subscribe to the Amphir app, you get this incredible content, this incredible

series of shows called, well we call it the award-winning transfer gutter show. We call it that because

because my name's Rob Gutman and it was a terrible pun on my name, isn't it Neil?

Back of years.

Going back years.

And also the idea of what all line in the gutter and steering at the stars?

We're all lying in the gutter in the transfer filth. So this is going to be a taster for you of

that dirt and filth. And we're going to do it in two parts as we normally do tour live.

The first part, we're going to cover the very, very exciting news that's sort of breaking,

that Liverpool are closing in on, Kevin Turam. Now it's not, the new, you all got a bit excited

along Twitter and social media last night, that Turam had agreed terms with Liverpool, Liverpool,

Liverpool had all but agreed a fee with Nice. There's even stuff this morning about planes being

tracked from Nice to Blackpool Airport. What's going, what's wrong with John Lennon Airport,

by the way? Is it because people know who he is there, but in Blackpool they would never clue.

I suspect Blackpool's not that busy.

Just not that busy.

Yeah, that'd be why. That's why it's, but anyway, the rumour mill's hot.

It's not come from the most sort of cast iron of sources, the James Joyce.

Paul, Paul Joyce, James Beers. If you put them together, they're James, Paul Joyce.

Yes, what are books? They wrote ones or books. Anyway, I'm talking rubbish. Neil,

let's start with you first on this one. I like to deal, before we start talking about the

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