KFCRadio: The Psychic Breakup

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Do you wash your jeans? Do you wash your feet? Would you rather eat poop or work in the cube life? One Minute Man: Cuncel Kristaps Porzingis.

Voicemails include: first time having sober sex, Would you rather be the first or last victim of a serial killer? How does a girl get rid of a creepy clingy guy? Breaking up because a physic told you to. Whats the weirdest interaction you've had at a bar?

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.6	Bruce Willis is back, bro.
0:12.0	There's a new movie coming out Bruce Willis.
0:13.8	Oh, what's it called?
0:15.0	Deathwish.
0:16.4	And he it's just like they they decided they were like, we need to make a new movie.
0:21.9	Bruce Willis needs to start killing people again.
0:24.2	And that's exactly what's going down.
0:26.2	He his his family is his like kidnapped or
0:32.0	So here's here's here's the synopsis.
0:34.2	The surgeon who sees the aftermath of his city's violence and is rushed into the ER
0:38.9	and his wife and his daughter are viciously attacked in their suburban homes.
0:42.8	So there's a home invasion and his wife and kid get attacked.
0:45.6	And he just like I'm going to he in the commercial.
0:47.9	He's like, I'm going to kill everyone who was involved in this.
0:50.8	And he just goes on this rampage, just murdering people left and right.
0:54.0	At one point there's a guy he's laying in a mechanics garage underneath a car
0:58.6	and Bruce Willis just pulls the car out and just smash his him.
1:02.1	It's just like Bruce Willis.
1:03.6	This movie should have been called Bruce Willis killing motherfuckers.
1:07.0	That's what they should have been called.
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