KFCRadio: Powerless

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

KFC has no power and thinks he is on The Truman Show. Feits reads books. We invent GENIUS annotations. KFC is soaked in gasoline. Going to the dentist. Plan B. Boner anti-venom. The Shawshank scenario. How to use a knife and fork.

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:09.6	My house sucks right now. It's dark and it's cold, it's miserable, but I can still lay down on a Lisa mattress and know that I'm comfortable.
0:17.8	It's freezing, it's dark. It's like I'm living in like a like a tenement.
0:22.5	I'm living in like a like a crack house, but the Lisa mattresses are made with such
0:30.0	a perfect hybrid of the perfect materials that I know when I lay down on it.
0:34.7	I'm going to get the best night's sleep possible.
0:36.7	All your worries going in.
0:37.7	Yes, it's like, you know what?
0:39.1	I just melt into the mattress and I'm like, I feel like I'm on vacation at a five-star hotel,
0:44.0	even though I'm in my crack house, tenement, as no lights, no heat, no power, no nothing.
0:48.8	So, imagine how come I'm going to lay out when you're living in the 21st century with all these
0:55.4	luxuries like electricity.
0:57.4	Get yourself a Lisa mattress today.
0:59.4	It'll be the most comfortable mattress you've ever slept on.
1:02.3	I can guarantee it.
1:03.3	And right now, if you go to Lisa.com slash bar, you get $100 off your next mattress.
1:09.5	It's 100% American made.
1:11.3	It's comprised of three high-quality foam layers.
1:14.2	You get cooling, contouring, and pressure relief.
1:16.6	And you get a 100-night risk-free trial.
1:18.8	So, for instance, right now, I'm probably not going to have power for 100 straight nights.
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