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🗓️ 22 November 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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0:00.0 | Sup, babes and buds. I'm hitting the road. I want you to come see me in December. I'll be the fourth and fifth the West Palm Beach improv December 10th in Boston at the |
0:08.0 | Sheva Lee a theater. That's gonna be a big one Boston. You always come out hard. I can't wait to see you guys. This is a big one for me. |
0:13.7 | Atlantic City Saturday December 11th. That's basically a local show for me. I've never played AC. Can't wait for all my friends and family will be there. Come see my dad and everyone |
0:22.8 | I'm gonna show he's so excited for it. And then the week of December 26th through December 31st comes to me and Chrissy D. Co headline. We're gonna be at Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, St. Louis, Columbus, and then New Year's Eve. We are partying in Cincinnati. The pimple be there. We'll all be there. All tickets on sale right now at SavileCounterComedy.com and 15 more cities are gonna be added for January and February. So please check out SavileCounterComedy.com for updates. Love ya. |
0:52.8 | Taste buds. They come into the mic talking about the food they hate talking about the food they like two fools gonna fight but only one food can be right. Taste buds. Man, you're gonna come into them. I come to you. Everything is gonna be good. |
1:05.8 | Is what's out. Just said to me. Taste buddies. How are you all? Welcome to T. A. S. T. E. Buds. |
1:15.8 | A bit of a stressful day. Yeah, yeah. For me. Yeah, will you go through to be expected T. B. E. Yes, you're opening a bar. T. B. E. Sandwich shop bar. And I've got B. D. E. Big dick energy. Okay, okay. Right. |
1:34.8 | I don't know what does that mean that you're like you worked out. No, I was just because you said T. B. D. Okay, no way that means T. B. E. T. B. E. You're not expected. You're not know. Do you not know big dick energy? |
1:44.8 | I never really I don't have it in memory as B. D. E. You know, it didn't pick that up. Somebody texted that to me today. That's why I was in my head. Then you just said the other. |
1:52.8 | What is it just like when you when you just cool or something like that? Are you like you walk around like you got a big dick. Okay. Yeah, which I don't. |
1:59.8 | What is that constitute? I don't walk around. I don't have. We'll walk around like I have. No, no. I don't think at least. |
2:08.8 | I mean while the business you're opening is is a is a double on the hundred of a penis joke. No hard eight. Yeah, Joey roses. Yeah, hard eight is scraps. What? It's scraps. Oh sure. No, that's what we needed after |
2:22.8 | the crap. Well eight sandwiches for eight dollars. It's the hard eight. It's like the double fours when you get the double fours. Yeah, I never picked up on that. That's really what you would need to enter a penis joke. No, did you know Jesus. I said this to you on air to your face once I equipped. I said this |
2:38.8 | come up from a guy who names his business as for a penis joke. What did I say? You were saying your explanation. No, you didn't. I never heard that explanation until this second. And more. And where is my mind that I've never even |
2:50.8 | touched it to crap. But now you have me on that. I don't know if I can unsee it. Right. It is tough to unsee. Yeah, come get the hard eighth. I mean, it is provocative. It was unintentionally provocative. I didn't realize. You know, it's funny. I didn't realize it sounded like that, which is funny because you're saying how could you have missed the the craps reference. I never thought it sounded perverted until I did Seth Herzog's podcast. And he said, what is the handles like and plug it. And I said, it says, |
3:20.8 | Joey Rose is hard eight. And he goes, that's perverse. And I was like, no, it's, I'm waiting. I guess it does. I realize it. Yeah. Anyway, but you're putting the body together. And you're, it's culminating because it's maybe by the time his air is open. I hope so. Yeah. |
3:38.0 | You're a week out from your opening two weeks, maybe. So we shoot this a little bit to behind you. Yeah, yeah. You're seeing this. We should be open when you're seeing this. |
3:47.2 | But come down. No, wait. Wait a minute. When does this episode drop him? I don't know in the future. Yeah, because we have. |
4:00.1 | In the year 2000. Do you know that reference? I love calling. I love this is not our Thanksgiving. |
4:06.9 | Hold I'll tell you right now. No, Reese's did Reese's area. We did. So the next app is Halloween kid versus Halloween adult. We did two. |
4:16.9 | Remember first. And then we did November 18 15th. This is slated to air November 22nd. This is Thanksgiving. |
4:25.1 | I should have a lot to get thanks for. Hold on. Let me look up the count. I'll tell you. Holy shit. |
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