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I'm just on a corner in Chelsea barking like a seal.

Oh, oh, right, I'm back.

This is no surprise because she spills all the time.

But, I mean, Jackie has poured an entire cup of coffee down her left leg.

I mean, her jinkgo jeans are soaked right now.

Soaked.

If ever there's either a night where I don't eat chocolate or a morning where Jackie doesn't drink coffee, I don't know how this show stops. What are we going to do? What are we going to talk about? What are we going to talk about? It's just the start. One of us did one of the two at the start of every show. I've been gone for a couple weeks. I've seen some highlights here and there, but I assume exclusively it was just chocolate and spilling. Yeah, I get it.

It's like, at the start of every show. I've been gone for a couple weeks. I've seen some highlights here and there,

but I assume exclusively it was just chocolate and spilling. Yeah, I get it. It's like, I don't want to keep like spilling. I'm not trying to do it for the bit. It's just life. The way you walked in, you were like, like, I would assume by now you'd be like, I spilled again. You were like, I spilled.

Oh my God.

As if it's like something surprising.

And then you took a... like I would assume by now you'd be like I spilled again you were like I spilled oh my god

as if it's like something surprising you know like you took another six winning awards in the early

two thousand right oh my god I'm out of the year again again is my 21st I broke the record

and then you took a big gulp and you were like this. I said, how about you just don't drink coffee? I know. No, I can't. You need the energy? Yeah. Why don't you get yourself a nice can of Phoenix? Oh, yeah, true, true, true. Well, I tried going a whole year without coffee and then I was just like everything was the same. I was just like less. How long did I didn't feel any difference I did a whole year and then you're wrong I saved a ton on dry

cleaning I wasn't wet all the time it was nice being dry at work but other than that really no

difference yeah everyone's like your sleep's gonna be better no you're gonna be like calmer so it's soaked

it was bad it was bad filled it I stayed as I pinched it's like calmer so it's soaked it was bad it was bad

it was bad to build it it's like well have it's water because I should have to get it out oh so now you just like soaked yourself yeah and then I was just gonna go for the whole thing when I get a stand and like if I'm at home or if I don't have something to do it it's like I'll just get in the shower with this shirt Yeah It's like it will be less noticeable If it's like a bar of soap on your shirt Like I know I know what I need to do I need to get this thing wet as fuck Yeah because then you're like It's just a darker shade of jean Rather than like An actual slot You know you're the fucking, remember that old Mentos commercial?

This is so old.

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