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Yeah, but bro, but bro, everything you just described is what you're doing.

You're not bringing attention to the WMBA, like, their sport.

You're bringing attention because you're throwing sacks at them.

So the WMBA has an epidemic on their hands.

Last night, the third green dildo hit the court.

Yeah.

And this time it hit Sophie Cunningham, which was the best thing you could do.

She's the hottest, most likable star in the NBA right now.

And that's getting all the attention.

Third green dildo hits the court.

So a week ago, I got an email.

Week ago, I got an email.

Let me find all of the, I got several emails. So let me pull it up. Okay, so August 2nd, I get an email from anonymous... An anonymous proton email account. And it says, hey, KFC. We're massive fans of your work and everything you built up Barstool. We are GDC, the team behind the green dildos making surprise appearances at WMBA games. And trust us, this is just the beginning.

We've got plenty more wild moments planned. We'd love to join your show and share the story behind what we're doing and why we're doing it and what's coming next. This would be our first interview and we want to give you an exclusive. Let's make it happen. Cheers, the green dildo. I wrote back, I just wrote back, seemed suspect. These things, like, you know, we've gotten so many emails over the years of just like fake or lying or whatever, you know. So I was just like, this is bullshit. Then I get one back saying, we aren't messaging to LARP. We aren't messaging to LARP that we are dildo throwers. We've gotten several other publications that want more info, but we think the alt media is the better platform to tell our story. Take a look at the information provided. Save yourself some time. You can scroll. He sent a link. I didn't really read. You got this. Yeah. From the gildos. Yes. The green dildo is a movement to make people laugh and bring meme culture away from the casino and back to the community and the timeline. I don't know. That sounds fucking lame. Anyway, but this is like a long email, right?

This is a lot of shit.

I just didn't even see that next email.

But then what happens is I get an email on August 5th.

Hey, just to remove any doubt that it's actually us orchestrating these green dildo throws,

keep an eye on the WMBA games tonight, August 5th.

And he said MLB tomorrow, meaning today, August 6th.

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