KFC Radio: Women Are Like Salmon

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

KFC, Feits, and some listener voicemails, it's an old-school episode of KFC Radio. Feits had a wild night with some self-tanner and he finally finds a solution to his fat finger problem. Voicemails include a ridiculous story of a guy not taking a hint, is it weird for guys to call their private parts the "squash garden" and how women are like salmon swimming upstream.

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.7	Clean lady saw my dick this morning.
0:13.4	Are you good?
0:16.9	You're cleaning lady saw your dick, huh?
0:19.0	It was like, yeah, I just get out of the shower.
0:21.4	That's how that's how porn.
0:22.7	I'll start my right now.
0:23.7	It's the second time it's happened.
0:24.8	I think I talked about the first time.
0:25.8	It wasn't my dick the first time.
0:27.0	I just got out of the shower and I was like, should it call me into the bedroom?
0:29.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:30.5	She didn't know where I was.
0:31.5	Yeah, she did.
0:32.5	But this time was just like, my, I haven't tell that is like, it's almost like someone's like safety blanket.
0:38.0	Where you kind of, you just had it forever.
0:39.3	Yeah, he's like, rady and had holes.
0:41.6	It's a huge rip.
0:43.5	Yeah, all the way up like like I could rip it half and have a hand towel on the towel.
0:46.7	Yeah.
0:47.2	I could just do this to rip it's just like that much space left.
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