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🗓️ 21 June 2022
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Rooster Teeth production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try to try every new fast food creation. |
| 0:21.0 | I'm your host Michael Jones. |
| 0:25.0 | Ever pressant, ever vessant co-host ever nessence. Yeah. Um, been here co-hosting with me since December of 2012 memory serves Jordan swears to |
| 0:37.8 | Jordan. How are you? December of 2012. Oh, yeah. Um, yeah, I'm good. Um, the, the, we came very close to not trying the food today. Oh, yeah. Um, and there, well, honestly, there's a couple of reasons. |
| 0:54.8 | There's a couple. Yeah. In fact, we straight up didn't try the food we were supposed to eat when Eric started screaming. It's gone. It's gone. |
| 1:01.8 | I think I wrote alert. So today we were supposed to be reviewing what the Arby's wagyu steakhouse burger, which on the commercials, they say wagyu, which I thought was really. Yeah, that's why it was on my radar because it was always playing during. |
| 1:21.8 | Uh, the baseball, the baseball games that are on in the background were anyone being chased or consumed by dinosaurs in these commercials or no, no, I don't believe. No one went primal. Nobody went primal in these. |
| 1:34.8 | Now, and it wasn't Carl's junior. It was Arby's two different restaurants. Some have dinosaurs and some don't which wants have which Carl's junior hardies has dinosaurs, but you can eat dinosaur at Arby's. |
| 1:46.8 | Oh, is that on the. It's one of the meats they have. You know, they do meat. Now, she's Christ. Is that a no? No, I know. It's a mountain of meat. I mean, it is. It's true. It's time. I got it. No, not limited time. |
| 2:03.8 | It's time to keep the asking. Yeah. I mean, it's limited to me. I think everything's limited. You know what? It was very limited. The food we didn't get. That was so limited. We were going. Start doing Nick. Where are you going? Nick is. Why are you touching the thermostat? |
| 2:17.8 | Uh, probably too loud. So as I was doing. No, he turned it on. As I was doing your fax sheet at a reasonable time. I went to what time was that? What was the reasonable time? What time did I sell? |
| 2:31.8 | Yeah, let me just double check what time did you say alert the foods gone around 10 a.m. Yeah, I want to say yes. So the fax sheet was done. What last night? Night before. Uh, fact. He was just doing his due diligence where he wakes up after doing it. Yeah, to make sure the food is still there. |
| 2:47.8 | But you were on your double maybe triple check. Uh, so as was 1006 a.m. And that's why I said alert. Oh, my hard work is down the drain. Oh, no, what are we going to do? Hard work. I did. Um, so Arby's posted on their website. I went to like their limited time items. Instead of 11 that are usually listed five were listed. And I went, uh, oh, and then on the front of their site. It says goodbye burger. And then it. Uh, it says that because it's sold so well. |
| 3:16.8 | Yeah, which we supply chain. Yeah, let's get our app. You can't order it online. And they can't guarantee that it would be in store. They might have it in limited quantity. So you're saying we could have rooted around for it? |
| 3:31.8 | I don't there's I think there's like one Arby's. Yeah, we're not going to go to the route. Can you imagine going to a restaurant they didn't have the food? |
| 3:39.8 | Yeah, so it's a sign saying they were closing early. But it's earlier. What the sign said. What hang on, Jordan, you're going to get it ourselves here because instead what we ate was the groundbreaking new KFC Jack Harlow meal Jack Harlow apparently is a person. Right. I learned about this morning. |
| 4:00.8 | Um, and, uh, so we ate that instead. That was that was the original food we were going to eat. Arby's came up. We said, let's do that. Yeah. Or didn't check when it was going away. It went away. Good bye burger. Jordan asked earlier in the week. When's it going away? And I went like, uh, like, you think |
| 4:15.8 | don't be here for like about a month. Bro, so much time. This is so. Because I was like, I guarantee you no supply chain. He kept saying this. |
| 4:24.8 | I'm saying this is a myth. Inflation is a myth. Yeah. People want to work. Yeah. He kept saying I, I feel like this might not even be limited. |
| 4:32.8 | Mm hmm. And then I might just be able to ride. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so then we went to KFC instead. And what happened there? We went to one KFC instead. The one where we felt tried and true. The regular KFC. |
| 4:44.8 | Yeah. Um, KFC twice for face. Yeah. So we, uh, tried to go that KFC. No, we went to that KFC, but didn't try. We did. We tried to order from that KFC. |
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