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All right, it's January 9th, 2024.

Coming to you live from Barcelona, New York headquarters.

And I suppose we'll have to lead with the national championship.

Although, I mean, I don't know about anybody else here like it was never even a possibility

that Michigan was not going to win that championship I mean that absolutely

genuinely there was not even a single shred of me that thought there was a chance that even when it was like 20 to 13. I'm not even talking about football

Tommy I'm not even talking about football. I'm really I'm really not like but I

agree with you it's like it didn't matter what the score was in the game

I couldn't tell you anything about what Washington didn't even watch the game because I

knew what the outcome was going to be there are just no chance

no chance, day Portooy was not gonna end like that.

Like anybody thought that Dayport I was gonna walk into that building

and walk out with like a video of him

being like the loser just doesn't know Dave or if you do know Dave you don't know the world you

don't know how things work like there was I don't know why I didn't if I was even a shred of a

gambler I would have absolutely put like my life savings on it. Maybe then you know the

only thing maybe that yeah the only thing I could stop the deal with the

devil is the mush.

Maybe then I would have lost all my money because like I genuinely like not one single

iota of me said there's a chance that Washington wins this game. And more importantly, that Michigan loses it,

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