KEY LIME PIE S*X GONE WRONG - Confession Corner

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Violet Benson

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🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Hey Besties! Ready for another wild ride in the Confession Corner? Violetta's got the juiciest stories for you. Ever been on a date where you had to do some quick thinking, maybe tell a little white lie? Trust me, you're not alone! We're diving into those hilarious and awkward moments as they take unexpected turns.

And, oh boy, get ready for some spice! We're talking about turning up the heat in the bedroom, and yes, it involves food. From a delightful encounter with key lime pie that leaves you questioning cleanliness to accidentally turning a passionate moment into a bit of a bloodbath – these stories are wild, unpredictable, and oh-so-relatable. You won't believe where these confessions lead, but one thing's for sure – it's a rollercoaster of laughs and surprises.

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What to Listen For:

00:00 Intro
01:59 Story #1: He cut himself while opening my window on our first date
05:20 Story #2: Eating key lime pie from her p*ssy
10:14 Story #3: I scrapped his d*ck with my nails while I was about to clim*x
17:57 Story #4: I was broken up by him through his mother

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0:00.0	And that's why they called a police officer because they thought this had to be obviously someone abusing me and I said listen
0:07.1	We are young or an experience he didn't know any better. He was just trying to finger me. I swear to God, he's not abusing me.
0:14.8	Please, can we go home? Please don't call my parents.
0:17.6	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:20.6	It's vile events and your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for but see
0:25.4	them welcome to almost adulting. Are you ready?
0:34.0	Hi best season welcome to a brand new almost adulting
0:38.0	the larger self-love podcast and movement your number one destination for personal growth and mental health. I'm your big sister and
0:45.1	your host, the Oleta Benson. Quick reminder before we get started to hit the subscribe button,
0:50.9	whether you're currently listening on Spotify or
0:52.8	Apple because we do have new episodes every Tuesday and Thursday so then you
0:56.8	will never miss an episode again and also we are now on YouTube, correct. You can catch these episodes, specifically more the
1:05.1	Thursday ones on YouTube on the Almost Adulting Podcasts YouTube channel. So go ahead and
1:11.2	subscribe. You just have to search for almost adulting
1:13.7	podcasts and you will find it. I'm hoping everyone's week is going swell. We are
1:18.7	still in November. I can't believe it's already in November. It's almost the end of
1:21.8	the year. So today we have another
1:25.0	special Tuesday episode. Today's episode is all about your confessions. I went through
1:30.9	loads of the calls that I have from you where you confess your dirtiest secret or a
1:36.1	crazy night out your worst date, crazy sex story and so on and I wanted to you know share some of your stories because you're my besties I love you guys so much I'm so
1:45.8	thankful that you keep coming back every single week to my podcast so what's a better way to show my love for you guys than to share your calls?
1:56.7	So without further ado, let's get started.
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