Kevin Smith 👍
Life is Short with Justin Long
Audible
4.7 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2019
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, Clerks) and Justin swap stories from Tusk, Zack and Miri Make A Porno and all the other projects they’ve worked on together. And Kevin talks about how his Catholic upbringing was a gateway to his worship of superheroes.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, prime members, you can listen to Life is Short, add free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:05.5 | Download the app today. |
| 0:12.6 | Our parents used to have diesel Mercedes, which sounds really like Hoi Ditoitie, but it |
| 0:17.3 | was an older car. |
| 0:18.3 | One day it was home and my parents weren't. |
| 0:20.4 | The car was home. |
| 0:21.6 | We were all taking turns blocking each other and the trunk. |
| 0:24.9 | We did every permutation. |
| 0:26.9 | It was just you and then just me and you and then me and me. |
| 0:31.6 | God, you have a better memory than me. |
| 0:32.8 | The final permutation was just you and Damien. |
| 0:36.2 | Apparently, Christian left and he went back inside to watch cartoons, I think. |
| 0:41.1 | I went back inside and I fell asleep. |
| 0:43.4 | So meanwhile, while he's dreaming, my older brother, Damien and I, it felt like a nightmare. |
| 0:48.6 | It was the first time I thought I was going to dock. |
| 0:51.8 | I had to mentally prepare myself for dying. |
| 0:54.4 | When I woke up in a panic and I remember this, I still remember it very clearly. |
| 0:58.1 | I was probably five years old and I panicked and I ran outside and I opened the latch and |
| 1:04.3 | I still remember you and Damien, white as ghosts and panting for air. |
| 1:09.4 | I saved your life. |
| 1:11.1 | Well, haha. |
| 1:12.1 | That's technically, I guess. |
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